So, me and Kyle are sitting at the death house, drinking some wine and watching some crap on TV when all of a sudden there's some crashing and banging which sounds like some saucepans hitting the floor. I go to investigate and there I see Zorlac's Apple ibook with the 17inch screen smashed into bits on the floor!
I'm not sure why this happened but here's a couple quotes of the night.
"I was trying to check my emails but it was really slow" Zorlac
"I have dreamt of the day I got to smash up one of these" Kyle Green
"Everywhere I walk I tread on bits of glass and micro chips" Me
If you email Zorlac and don't get a reply you know why.